dude, osama threatened the US again
dude. i slept with your sister last night
what?
I saw that as an opertune moment to drop some big news
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
The creepiest man is serenading me at the bar right now. I had about a quarter of a drink left and the bartender just walked over and filled it with vodka and walked away laughing.
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
i got up, ate a McDouble, then went straight back to bed.
You sure know how to make a day worth living.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
Every text my dad sends me is an AA mantra. Might be time to take a look at my life.
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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