if you like me you must not know who I am
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
I fucking love your mom. She's so drunk and fully functional. I aspire to be her one day.
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Randomize
