You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude.
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
Your grammar in that last text message was so awful.. My vagina wants to go crawl in a hole, and never speak to you again.
I woke up to 76 pages of e's, r's, d's, and f's from when I fell asleep for 3 hours on my laptop keyboard trying to write that paper.
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
The ONLY reason I am doing laundry is because all my sweatpants are dirty.
And then he peed in my hair
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