Heybabeimwearingurpanties
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
Seriously... There's something wrong here. I'm drinking vodka to mask the smell of chocolate on my breath before I get home and he finds out. I fucking hate couple dieting...
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
The box said 94% effective prevention of pregnancy if used correctly but God knows I’m not gonna use it right so let’s adjust that to like a 70%
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