Get condoms and clear your schedule for the night. I'm bringing chinese food!
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
Whose surfboard did we steal and why is there a wood carving of a pelican in the fridge where the beer used to be?
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
is there a legit reason for the weird voicemail I got at 2:14am?all I could make out was 'help me' 'two hours' and 'toilet butt'. wtf did u drink.
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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