omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
Why is your vibrator in the fridge?
I'm testing sex in Alaska before I go there.
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
Randomize
