My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
Alright dude i'm gonna go to go sleep off this soberness. my life is a cosmic joke
Fuck I am starving. I don't think I've eaten in the past two days.
You didnt need to. Gin is like eggs, its a perfectly nutrionally balanced meal.
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
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