Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
I think I deserve the nobel peace prize for discovering that one should smoke before drinking instead of drinking before smoking.
Your remote is drenched in lotion and you expect me to believe you weren't masturbating?!
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
My little brother just suggested we drink the rest of the vodka because it's raining. My job is complete.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
You fell asleep mid blowjob with my vibrator in your HAND. So no, I will not bring you pizza.
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
You can't break up with me. I brought you to see Beyoncé.
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
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