all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
I wasn't interested in him...but then he played The Office theme song on acoustic guitar. I'm sorry.
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
I WILL PAPERCUT YOUR URETHRA YOU DO NOT STEAL A MANS SECOND BIG MAC
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
Election Day 2016 shall forever live in infamy as the day when I hobbled through my neighborhood, mascara melting down my face, wearing one slipper and a cast, blood and cum all over my skirt, carrying a box of wine, and no one even noticed.
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