so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
maybe you should start leaving anonymous bottles of booze on his doorstep with love notes attatched. that always gets me.
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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