omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
I still owe him the card with all the sperm paper cutouts falling out like glitter saying " sorry you can't hold your load. Better luck next time "
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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