Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
Ryan Howard.... the only guy who struck out more than me this weekend
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
I am not exagerating when I say the thought "screw you future me" actually just went through my head
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
my grocery cart consisted of hershey bars, sour patch kids, starbursts, mayo, 4 frozen pizzas, 4 lunchables, and chips. clearly, i can't do this on my own.
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