you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
I think the neighbors upstairs are trying for more kids. I want to run up there and yell "mazal tov!"
do herpes really smell.
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
I was so drunk that I didn't realize he was staying at the Waldorf. I walk of shamed the Astoria, do you even know what this means?
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
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