there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
I wore sweatpants. When I show up to a booty call in sweatpants there's your warning
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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