my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
Just heard Miley Cyrus' version of "Every Rose Has Its Thorn". Fuck everything. If you don't have an std you have no right to remake this song
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
my drunken justification for peeing in her closet was that her shoes were ugly
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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