we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
Okay I woke up in my room, snuggie on, had a water bottle in my hand my tv was on Disney channel and my cigarettes are gone. And I deleted every text in my phone but one that said 'you are absolutely welcome'
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
I'm always down for nudity.
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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