do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
when i tried to put the condom on he started screaming about how he didn't want his groceries bagged
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
I'm listening to Michael Jackson while drinking vodka, alone. Honestly, l wish I could Moonwalk my way back to when I knew wtf was going on in my life.
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
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