Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
Gay?
German.
Pity.
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
So... I sharted on the plane. It was hard to maintain my composure and acted offended at the same time. I hate you for not cutting me off last night.
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