My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
so this maintenance guy stood at the corner of my cubical and scratched his balls for like a full minute cause he thought no one could see him
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