I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
I just threw up over a bridge. I didn't even know there was a bridge in this town. Vodka is like a transportation device.
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
Uber driver has left leg up on the dash and turn signal on for about a mile, there's Chipotle wrappers on the floor, but she's hot. 5 stars.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
Well now I’m in the bathroom puking up absinthe so guess I beat myself up over it one way or the other
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