either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
here I sit at Southern Illinois' finest pubs and I thought I heard your laugh. I was sadly astonished to turn and find a midget cracking herself up reading the label on her can of chewing tobacco...
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
Ran into my prostitute at Costco yesterday. She was with her boyfriend, I was with my kids. Awwwwkward.
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
Okay: Whipped cream, vodka, and a trampoline. This will either be really great, or really tragic.
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
Do not tell guys at bars about kittens you rescue. They will walk away.
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
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