I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
Last night you told me to stop being Martha Stewart and asked if I had Taco Bell in my house
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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