Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
he shattered multiple jars of jelly against his roommates doors last night. this morning the asian one wouldn't even talk to him because he thought he was gonna get beaten up
Come put a leash on your gf. She just challenged 8 cops to a wrestling match for 'tag team champion of the world'
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
On the verge of sleeping with a man who can take me to an early bird dinner and a movie with his AARP discount. YOLO
DONT TELL ME I CANT HAVE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA AT DINNER. IM AN ADULT. I PAY BILLS.
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
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