And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
I will never try to masturbate with americas funniest home videos playing in the background ever again
We are two peas in an std pod
I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.
ambylanc
what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
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