She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
It's alarming how good I'm getting at being productive at work on Thursday after Johnny Walker Wednesdays.
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
True strength comes from lack of pants
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
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