one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
For our 1st date, he tried to schedule a rock climbing. I suggested, "how about we meet at my place and you can scale Mt. Vagina?"
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
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