i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
WHY DOES HE HAVE TO CALL WHEN I'M MASTURBATING?! This time I'm really pissed. It's like he knows he's depriving me of orgasms.
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
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