I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
I just found glass in my funny face pancakes, there's nothing funny about that.
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
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