Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
They all laughed at me when I bought that necklace from Life Alert. Who's laughing now?
She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
I come back upstairs and she's leaning over sink full of vomit saying 'oh my god it's the chili'
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
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