Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
well most of my day revolves around power hour
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
We just had a 30 min argument on the actual birth date of Jesus, it ended in my brother and ain't cursing each other and an 8 yr old answering it by using Siri.
It was only funny because some guy across the street was getting his mail and he just stopped and watched me throw up everywhere
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
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