Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
Fuck baseball, getting drunk and playing with kittens is the REAL national pasttime
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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