Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
I am the master of subtle flirting. I seduced him by simulating a hand job with an epi-pen during training.
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
how do you play pong handcuffed?
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
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