Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
operation have a gay friend backfired
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
Decided to smoke a bowl in my closet while my parents are gone. Just sat in the closet because I couldn't remember how to get out. Started panicking cuz I thought they were gonna show up... Checked my phone. It's been 4 minutes.
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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