it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
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