I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
mike has just informed me of all the things he would put in his pussy if he was a woman. this includes door stops, power drills & g.i. joes.
"and then my dad would be all like 'hey mike, where's the remote?'"
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
Just realized I lost my social security card...maybe someone else will do something with my life
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
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