She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
areolas are like halos for boobs.
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
I'm on my "fiiiiirrrst" glass of wine- the quotes mean it's the last of the bottle- so I really need you to pick up your phone so we can talk about this
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
Apparently I thanked the paramedics over and over again for saving the "happy new year" beads that I was wearing
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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