nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
Is it 3pm? Or am I losing my mind because it's pickled in vodka and diet coke?
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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