So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
Dude. I tried to hide my drunk wounds from my parents. Response: "we were young once" and "oh god, did I raise a drunk?"
You are beyond drunk wounds. You have drunk battle scars. A true veteran of the sidewalk
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
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