need another drink. this is the easiest way
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
So for two years my friend Mark has been building a catapult in his basement. Yesterday he realized it's too big to get it out.
You need to give me a reason immediately why he is your friend.
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
no you cant smoke seaweed
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
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