Cold hands, warm shart.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
I've just never had a dinner guest strut in, go directly to my bathroom, vomit.. then come out demanding whiskey and food.
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
For 15 minutes straight, he literally did every accent there was, from Russian to Bostonian. The issue: no one could determine whether he was sober, wasted, or anywhere in between
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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