THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
She said I had the biggest dick she'd ever seen. And when you consider how many she's come in contact with, it's kind of like winning the heisman.
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
THAT FUCKER WASTED TWO OF MY COLORED CONDOMS! HE DIDN'T EVEN FUCKING FINISH IN IT HE JUST SLAPPED IT ON AND WASTED IT!
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
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