I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
Dude. I have been looking at your movie history on netflix and it is like looking at the rings of a tree. Only instead of telling me how old you are, it tells me when you were stoned.
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
Apparently I made a stripper cry last night when I paid her $10 to go away
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
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