how come the more i say "don't get it in my eyes," the more gets in my eyes
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
I love you.
Bad choice
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
Randomize
