Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
Sacagawea was the original milf.
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
I joined a mariachi band. they gave me a guitar because i told them i could play. It actually turned out ok
They kicked me out of the mariachi band. Turns out I'm not that good
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
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