We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
In other news, I woke up still drunk and I think I literally just broke the Guinness book of world records for most bloody Mary's in one day...
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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