I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
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