just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
weed, chlorine, and victory. my bed smells like i had sex with michael phelps.
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
FUCK WHALES
Do you know how difficult it is to masturbate with Christmas carols stuck in your head?!
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