the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
The cop only confirmed I'm .22% Irish. Then I threw up on him.
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
i ate pretzels. i might be the first human to be hospitalized from pretzels. that's how bad this is.
Randomize
