I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
I think the fact that I stole someone's mail and broke my big toe means that I should consider taking some time away from vodka
do you know of a way I can die but like NOT die? like not being unconcious, just ascending to an astral plane for a few weeks or months in real world time so i can sort my issues out away from the rigors of life kinda deal, you know?
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
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