Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
she just fell off the couch. onto a bag of pretzels. her face resembled a cat that just swallowed a sock.
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
This time tomorrow I'll be fingering you
Oh shit a waiter was leaning over me when i opened that and i felt him pause
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
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