doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
I gave him 3 xanax and recorded the ball drop. He's gonna think tonight is New Years.
My contribution to the dinner party was a bottle of vodka and a bag of uncooked potatoes. I felt like a Russian serf.
so today, i decided to say "fuck it" to mental stability, take a klonopin and wear a blanket toga. New Girl is on Netflix, nothing could go wrong.
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
I’m not spending 14 dollars on a margarita unless it’s rimmed with cocaine... actually do you have a blender?
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