I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
Just had sex with a girl from Italy. The only english she knew was Obama campaign slogans. Her screaming, "Yes we can!" as I was railing her not only turned me on but allowed my neighbors to know it was consentual.
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
i'm going as a slutty football player, and all night i'll drunkily whisper "id love to catch your balls." into random strangers ears.
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
Did you put Dave Matthews band on the playlist? It's really hard to funnel when "Crash Into Me" kicks in.
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
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