People in love make me want to vomit
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
Well. I have your keys. You have my car. Looks like we have a drunkxican standoff.
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
I just drunkenly emailed my feminist dissertation as a resignation letter for my call center job. What am I doing with my life!?
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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