Get your hand out of your ass!
how did you know my hand was in my ass? Guess where my other hand is..?
In your belly button
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
I had a dream about masturbating with toys I can't afford.
My sex life and finances are equally in shambles.
I'm stoned as hell watching the new Star Trek movie. My life is 110% better than it was an hour ago.
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
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