it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
Just made a Mimosa with Chardonnay and Emergen-C.
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
No more pre-dentist shots, I just puked on my hygienist
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
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